You know that whole thing about the 2020 election and the violent J6 insurrection that they’re trying to charge Trump for? Yeah, that was nothing compared to what would’ve happened, if “they” hadn’t stepped in. They changed the rules. They manipulated public perception. They controlled the flow of information. They conducted a “shadow campaign” to save our democracy—and we should all be grateful.
At least that’s what they claim.
Let me just read to you this excerpt from Time magazine’s enticingly titled “The Secret History of the Shadow Campaign That Saved the 2020 Election”:
“That’s why the participants want the secret history of the 2020 election told, even though it sounds like a paranoid fever dream–a well-funded cabal of powerful people, ranging across industries and ideologies, working together behind the scenes to influence perceptions, change rules and laws, steer media coverage and control the flow of information. They were not rigging the election; they were fortifying it. And they believe the public needs to understand the system’s fragility in order to ensure that democracy in America endures.”
Stop the tape!!!
This is utterly astounding. It’s preposterous. It’s absurd!
We are supposed to believe that this blatant, intentional, behind the scenes “shadow campaign” that tipped the election in favor of a sock-puppet being foisted upon the unsuspecting American people—these shady shenanigans that delivered “the most popular president ever elected,” even though he never left his basement and he lost in 83% of counties across the country—now we are supposed to believe these SHYSTERS?! We are supposed to believe that this well-funded cabal of powerful people “were not rigging the election; they were fortifying it.” YEAH RIGHT.
LIES I tell you, LIES!!!
But of course, you already know that, so I’m just going to take a deep breath and offer a few friendly reminders: