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TR 266 - Are You on the Naughty List?

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TR 266 - Are You on the Naughty List?

The criteria for social acceptance continues to drift further toward insanity.

Ho, ho, ho!

Holy Smokes!!! Did you catch it? Did you hear the news?!

Mrs. Clause, called in from the North Pole for an interview with Canada’s Chief Public Health official, the despicable Dr. Theresa Tam, and Mrs. Clause, in her quaint Canadian accent, spelled out how Santa is making his naughty or nice list.

Want to take a guess?

Children, close your ears.

I’d like to laugh, but isn’t it sad? Santa is making his list, and he’s checking it twice, trying to find out who’s naughty or nice, and here’s what he’s looking for:

  1. Make sure you’re up to date on all your boosters… and your flu shot.

  2. Wear a mask and make sure it’s “nice and snug.”

  3. Wash your hands to the tune of Jingle Bells.

“Think of it like decorating a tree…”

Think about the children!

We’ve been talking about social conditioning to facilitate behavioral change, and in that vein, this is brilliant. Why not glom onto the Santa fantasy a few more whimsical, fictitious, farcical lies? Hey kids, Santa says that wearing worthless masks and getting endless boosters will keep you safe forever! You don’t want to be naughty do you?

Mask up, vaxx up, or else Santa’s not going to put you on the nice list.

What a head trip. These people are sick!

On a much brighter note, Rand Paul has released his own version of ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas and it’s destined to be an instant hit. Here’s a little taste of it:

‘Twas the week before Christmas and through the Senate and House,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

The earmarks were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that Saint Nicholas soon would be there.

The Senators were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of pork dance in the heads.

No budget was found, just mischief and debt,
While the taxpayers hung their poor heads and wept.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
Senators sprang from their oxygen, what was the matter?

Away to the window they flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters when they heard no more cash.

Santa’s last words as he lifted his sleigh,
If people lack money, just print, it’s okay!

And I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,
Happy bankruptcy to all, and to all a good night!

It’s brilliant. (The full 4:08 minute video can be found here.)

Okay, it’s Christmas time. “It’s the most wonderful time of the year…” — unless, of course, you’re stuck in an airport with canceled flights, freezing because of a power outage, hungry because you can’t afford groceries, too poor to buy gas to get to the store, or stranded because your Tesla doesn’t like the cold. Let’s face it: For many people, this is a very hard time of year. That is an honest and sincere statement.

But life is still good!

  • People are now being arrested for thinking wrong thoughts… but life is still good.

  • The WHO has announced that vaccine skeptics are a “major killing force”… but life is still good.

  • Dr. Fauci isn’t really going to retire, because now we’re in an “anti-science era”… but life is still good.

  • Federal officials have declared gas stoves are now health hazards and claim they may be banned in 2023… but life is still good.

  • Europeans are shivering because they can’t adjust their state regulated thermostats… but life is still good.

  • Next year the energy crisis and rationing is set to get even worse… but life is still good.

  • The Republican National Committee has been exposed as controlled opposition that is collaborating with Democrats… but life is still good.

  • GOP leadership is muzzling conservative representatives and the party is fracturingbut life is still good.

  • More irrefutable evidence of election interference and fraud are casually being dismissed by the courts… but life is still good.

  • American patriots are rotting in prison while the J6 committee recommends a “whole-of-government” approach to snuff out the threat “posed by all extremist groups”… but life is still good.

Luke, what the hell are you talking about?!

Here’s what I mean:

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